Trailer Park Poker At its Bestest

Yes ladies and gentlemens, trailer park poker is not dead yet! NO SIR! I know I know, you've all written T2T off as some fly by night poker wannabee, but negatory sir! Not T2T!! He's the KinG! The King of TPP!

So I've taken this time off to finish up my lil blue book, almost done with hohII, but honestly, I cannot say that much has been added to the Trailer Park Poker rule set. The shit is just too strong my minions! I'm telling you, doubt me now, bow down before me when I'm ruling the circuit with TPP!

Anyways, I've chosen to hold off on another deposit for now... No, its not because my neteller account is negative and won't allow my Instacash transactions. It is because I've found that I've got almost 50 bucks in UBB waiting for me to unlock, not to mention the stars 10fpp free rolls I've been dominating. I don't know if ubb has eased up their bonus dollar releasing or something, but I can sit at a .01/.02 limit table and get about 1 ubb point per orbit which translates into 10 cents! Lol. So today I've been busily putting tpp into action in its rusty limit holdem sector or biddness. Basically I fold everything and bank 10 cent and lose 3 cent every orbit. If I catch a hand, so be it. But I will be doing this till I get like five bucks then perhaps do some sng action. Will ensur I keep like 50 cent available so I can start the process over lol.

As for the stars 10fpp free rolls. I cash in these donkfests pretty much every time I play in one. I don't cash much, maybe a quarter or so but I put that into the .25 tourney with $50 added. You saw my beat last night. Oh well. So, I am thinking I can score some chingaling here to bring tpp to the forefront of poker super stardom simply through freerolls. LoL, imagine that shit for a moment if you will?

Imagine if you will, Tommy2Tone on national tv talking about how he got into the wsop with a free roll he entered, all with the benefit of trailerpark poker!

OMFG... HAHAHA